have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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