it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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