Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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