I wanna bring you to show and tell
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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