I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
