when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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