So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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