Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So here I am, sexting at work.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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