If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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