I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
