Ambien. No doubt about it.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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