god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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