he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I want to be your penis for a week.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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