with your own penis?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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