Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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