just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Boobs are out for the taking
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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