weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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