Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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