I hope mine doesn't look like that
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Gay?
German.
Pity.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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