She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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