Who did Billy Mays play for?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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