She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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