is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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