i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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