i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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