I want to stick my p in your. b.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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