The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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