so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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