Having a random hookup so left but love u
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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