I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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