What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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