Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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