If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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