Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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