okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit