Me. At least after what I've been through.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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