Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
