whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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