Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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