are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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