the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Fuck appropriateness.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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