She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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