Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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