Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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