that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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