just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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