I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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