I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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