Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
