I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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