The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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