Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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