i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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