Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
