Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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