You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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