But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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