Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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